Description This is a second-hand, used copy of this book. Please check condition in product details before ordering. Used – Very Good: Shows some small signs of wear – but no tears – on either binding or paper. Used – Good: Average used worn book that has all pages or leaves present. Used – Fair: Worn book that has complete text pages but may have some small defect like slight tears. Will be noticeably worn. After his brush with death Ross O’Carroll-Kelly – schools rugby legend, award-winning author and lover of the ladeez – is back with a renewed lust for life – all thrillingly revealed in “The Shelbourne Ultimatum”. Ross wakes up from his coma to find a country that has changed beyond recognition. Shrewsbury Road has become a ghost estate. Marks and Spencer are selling microwavable coddle. And a Euro discount store is about to open in the Powerscourt Townhouse Centre. And he was only unconscious for ten days. But never mind all that. The main thing is that whoever tried to kill him missed all his vital organs. And having had such a lucky escape Ross vows not to waste another minute of his life. There are thousands of women out there and just one Ross to go around. He needs to focus. Of course, life gets in the way. He has a daughter who hates him, a son who is growing up way too fast and a soon-to-be-ex wife who is resorting to increasingly desperate measures to stop the bank from repossessing the house. Oh, and the Gords – get this! – think he’s lying to them. Lying? Ross? “Ross’ misadventures and on-the-nose observations never fail to provoke a laugh-out-loud reaction …bursting at the seams with spot – on parody”. Customers Also Liked Reviews